Headcanons

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—Sexuality———

◘ Matthew has no preference on gender, race, sexuality choice or anything, he’ll take any love he can get.

◘ On occasion, if talked and liquored into it, Matthew will top.

◘ Matthew’s a very vanilla sort of person, anything straying away from normal sex (meaning anything including toys or threesomes, Bondage, anything Fetish-y, and the like) Makes him very uncomfortable, and he’s willing to try it, however sometimes he will freeze and lock up, and be unable to do anything, thus ruining the mood. Which he always blames himself for.

—Personality———

◘ Matthew’s been angry many times, but getting him PISSED OFF is another story, there’s only been a few times, and he was lone thankfully. Maple help you if you piss him off.

◘ Matthew has an anxiety disorder, and is uncomfortable in public, mostly he’d prefer to stay quiet. However if he is around Alfred, Amelia, Gilbert, Julchen, or anyone else he’s close friends with he’s quite a different person.

◘ Matthew’s the type of person who only sees things as his fault, never anyone elses. If you were to get upset, hurt him for no reason, and apologize later, he’d burst out crying and apologize madly, then blame himself for everything.

—Random———

◘ Matthew has attempted suicide so many times he’s literally lost count, but his body heals quickly, and he NEVER has any scars. He is somewhat happy the scars never take, he’d be too ashamed if Alfred or anyone else every saw them and would for sure try it again.

◘ Matthew has a particular fixation with Maple leaves, on his flag of course. But he also made a habit of pressing them in books and making a huge collection, (which he keeps in his basement), and has the tendency of doodling them on napkins whenever he goes out to eat. Also he has three large maple trees in his back yard and when all their leaves fall off he likes raking them up and jumping in them.

◘ Candy canes. Whenever the Christmas season rolls about Matthew goes out and buys a lot of these. Often so much that he winds up having enough to last him until Valentines day, even after giving a lot of them out.  It doesn’t matter to him because he enjoys them. So between Christmas and Valentines day, not only does he smell like maple syrup, but peppermint too.

◘ Polar bears. Matthew owns one, (Kuumaaaa~~), but he also owns many polar bear related objects such as; Salt and pepper shakers, shelf knickknacks, stuffed animals, picture books, DVD documentaries, etc. And whenever he visits the Zoo with Alfred, the polar bear enclosure is visited multiple times because of his fascination with the wonderful bears.

◘ Baseball bat- Matthew owns a baseball bat. Not for baseball however. Oh no, he owns one because if anyone ever breaks into his house, he can just reach under his bed and swing away at the person. Of course this has yet to happen and he really hopes it never has to.

◘ Oreos- The cookie is his favorite part, and he scrapes off the creme and winds up giving it to whomever asks, usually Kumajiro because he’s there. If someone complains about not liking the cookie part, usually Alfred, he’ll voulenteer to eat that part for them.

◘ Remote control- Matthew has one of those over sized ones because, his habit of losing the normal sized ones was so bad he’d needed to replace it about twenty times before deciding he needed one he wouldn’t lose.

◘ Singing- Matthew sings very well, however he’s far too shy to sing in front of anyone as it causes him to forget the words. However there, are out of the large bank of songs he sings alone, a few songs he can sing without ever forgetting the words, among these are ALL the Nickleback songs, Dis-moi oui, Elle Me Dit, Tu parles Trop, a few lady Gaga songs, Bonjour Bonjour, All off the songs from The Beauty and The Beast Disney movie, Rolling in the Deep, several Maroon 5 songs, You’re gonna go far kid, and for SOME reason Man! I Feel Like A Woman.

—Other countries.———

• Scotland:

Matthew has no problem with Scotland, in face, Scotland’s one of his favorite people/places to visit. On ly thing he dislikes is the smoking habit, Matthew may smoke, but Scotland’s a chain smoker and reeks of the smoke 24-7. But he finds himself looking past this all the time and never says anything because he would feel very hypocritical for mentioning it.

• America:

A lot can be said about America, but juts to keep it short;

Matthew gets easily frustrated by him, because Alfred knows how to push ALL his buttons. However he’s also a huge push over and does whatever (within his physical ability) Alfred says.

They’re also in a relationship at the moment.

• England:

Matthew has no quarrel with him. And would prefer to keep it that way. If there’s drinking, and Arthur’s going to be there, and if he’s even invited to come along, he refuses in the simple fact that if he gets drunk around Arthur, he may just turn into a sobbing mess of anger and depression.